For everyone out there who enjoys a good golf joke here and there, look no further. This very helpful lesson is brought to you by J.C Anderson..... wait, who the hell is that? J.C Anderson was a PGA golfer for 9 years in the 17 years between 1988 and 2005. In those 9 years he played in 72 tournaments, making the cut in only 23 and recording a big ole goose egg in the wins column. To add to his very impressive resume, he adds only 2 top ten finishes and his career best place was 6th. All in all this man made $167,536.11 on the PGA tour in his tenure as a Professional Golfer.
This guy explains the swing perfectly:
Now for everyone out there who had no fucking idea what he was saying, which I'm assuming is about 98% of you, don't feel stupid and take comfort in the fact that you're not alone. I mean what the fuck is he talking about? "If you write this down, it really helps" well thanks buddy, but I don't know how to spell half of those words to begin with. But it seems he stresses the fact that "as long as your number 2 power accumulator doesn't break down you can reach maximum centripetal force with minimal pivotal resistance"
Again, thanks. I'll be sure to watch and make sure my number two power accumulator doesn't go to shit on me. This is obviously meant to be example of something every encounters on the golf course, and that is golf guy. Jim Rome is famous for creating golf and here is one of my favorite descriptions.
With that being said, I think we all know at least one golf guy..... "the guy that is wearing so many brand names that NASCAR drivers thinks that golf guy needs to check himself." Jim Rome hit the nail on the head here, "if I want to know how to shoot a 112, then I'll ask"
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